our saucy sailor has become a little bit more Bishōnen. Iro will be pleased.
Commander: I missed you guys too. but it’s okay now, Lucas will keep us all safe.
Commander: how did you even find me? *shakes head* It doesn’t matter, come here. we can keep each other safe.
Commander: what… are these my chicks…? what are you doing here it’s dangerous!
Mason: S-sorry, I have a lot on my mind right now.
Mason: uh… I really don’t think I’m hiding anything like that…
Ness: We would be delighted If you would send in your queries… queries? really?
Lucas: G*d I hope so.
Ness: W-what’s that supposed to mean?
Ness: Hogfathers is when you put up a tree and decorate your house with lights and get gifts for people and sing hogfather carols and drink hot chocolate and eat candy canes and get together and have fun with your family.
Lucas: torture, basically.
Ness: Come on, Luc, where’s your hogfather spirit?
Lucas: I never had any to begin with.
Ness: We have updated our theme for Hogfathers! though I guess that isn’t what you guys call it… the mun just informed me… what do you call it?
Lucas: I think they call it saturnalia- what, no? that isn’t right?
Ninten: You guys are idiots, why do you even care? Hogfathers is hogfathers.
Commander: It’s christmas.
Commander: Christmas, they celebrate Hogfathers as christmas.
Ninten: How do you even know Sh*t like that?
Commander: … I’m going back to bed…